Penis Enlargements....do they really work?

I was surfing the net at lunch today when I came across an article about penis enlargements. I just had to stop and read it because I hear so many guys complain about the size of their penis and that they want to do something to make it larger. I have tried telling a friend of mine that size doesn't matter, it's the overall experience that does. There are too many women out there that say "bigger is better" but that is a bunch of crap. If they say that, perhaps it is because they have a cavern, to be quite blunt. These women give men a complex and drive them to drastic measures, just to please them. The research that I found, proves that men just need to be happy with what they have because that is all your gonna get.
Most penis enhancements offered out there do nothing but waste your time. You have a bit of a variety to chose from; pills, creams, penus pumps and exercises, weights and devices.
They say that surgery will work too but from what I just found out, this isn't true either. Doctors say you come away with an abnormally shaped penis or one that wont work anymore, in most cases.
The two surgeries are called "lengthening the penis" and "widening the penis". Lengthening involves the cutting of the suspensory ligament which is what connects your penis to your pelvis. Theoretically, they say the cutting of this ligament releases the tension and makes more of the shaft visible but to keep it from reattaching, men must use stretching devises or attach weights to it on a daily basis for about six months.
The widening of the penis is where they take fat from parts of your body and inject it into the penis to make it bulk up but this can cause a lumpy looking penis so they have started a new procedure called "allografting" that takes tissues harvested from cadavers. Isn't that a lovely thought?
From my research, I have found that no medical organization has approved either of these procedures and the American Urological Association states they have not been proven to be safe or effective. According to one doctor, he says he has seen several cases where so much damage has been done to a mans penis that he has had to go and try to repair it, sometimes without success and the man has lost the use of it.
Men, your penis is an incredibly delicate and sensitized organ that brings you and your woman to great pleasure, so is it worth it? To take your "average sized" penis and try to make it bigger, but in the end, making it disfigured or worse, non-functioning?